- Name. Jacob Kowalski.
Blood Status. Muggle.
Position. Owner of Kowalski Quality Baked Goods.
Location. New York City.
Face Claim. Dan Fogler.
Share Face Claim? No.
What are your goals? How far are you willing to go to achieve them?
To settle down and have a family. Well, I'm not gonna do anythin' crazy, if that's what you mean.
You are caught shoplifting. What do you do?
What do you mean, shoplifting?! I've never stolen anything in my life.
How do you feel about being wrong in an argument?
Would you ever be willing to try peyote, or acid?
No way, jose. That's too much crazy-town for me. 'Sides, I keep havin' these dreams, y'know? There's this real pretty blonde, but she can do all kinds'a kooky things. My danish wrapped itself!
What is the difference between definition (of any particular thing) and application (of said thing)?
Look, I just run a bakery. I don't know what you want me to say, here.
Define the word forgiveness.
Oh, that's easy. You say you're sorry and move on.
Someone insults you. What do you do?
Listen, pal, I'm a veteran. I fought in the war! I don't have to answer to you.
Do you ever allow yourself to be vulnerable? If so, when?
Sure, I guess.
Explain how fear affects you, and how you respond to your fears.
Well, when the bank wouldn't gimme my loan, I felt my heart sink. But I buckled down, 'cause I know that my grandma's recipes are better than any store bought crap in this city, and I proved 'em all wrong.
Is there value in suffering? Why or why not?
Sure, suffering makes you appreciate what you got.
Are you more or less likely to turn your homework in on time?
I was kind of a wise-crack back in the day.
Do you keep your eyes on all the exits of a room when you enter it? Explain why.
My pa always said a man's always gotta know where his exit's at. If you ask me, that's pretty crummy advice.
Describe the objects you carry with you in your purse, backpack or pockets on a day-to-day basis.
I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached, so nothing important.
Are you interested in exploring vast, far-away lands?
I did all my explorin' on the frontier. I'm just glad to be home.
How do you feel about going to therapy?
Eh, it's not for me.
If all chefs have beards, and all bearded men are blue-eyed, are all blue-eyed men chefs?
Uh... hey, what?
If a homeless person asks you for money, do you give it to them? How about if it's your last $5?
Nah, but I'll treat them to a meal on the house.
Describe how you feel toward people who hold opposing views to you.
As long as they don't hurt nobody, they're good in my books.
Is revenge ever justified? If so, when?
I'm a pacifist these days.
Assuming a world without magic, what would you do if you saw someone about to be hit by a car?
What do you mean, magic? I'd tell 'em to RUN!
What is your favorite poem or piece of literature? Why?
Sure, everyone's got a sensitive side, but I don't gotta tell you.